you wish you were this sexy.

Posted by Jeremy Clarke on February 7, 2004 · General

i am sexy in my simianuprising shirt

(and without ever even being gone!)
go to the fabulous SIMIAN UPRISING STORE to get yours today!

also, i am aware that i have no right whatsoever to try to pimp any readers i have left at this point. but there is lots of shirts, and the world needs shirts.

Posted by Jeremy Clarke on February 7, 2004 · General


  1. brian f.

    dude, I’m totally of equal or lesser sexiness! how do I become more sexy? I’ve already got the shirt and the instruction manual, what else can I do?

    February 9th, 2004 at 12:33 am

  2. jer

    your problem is that your shirt fits you.

    also, you probably aren’t wearing an emo bracelet. you should look into that.

    February 9th, 2004 at 12:44 am

  3. brian f.

    oops, my wanger is totally hanging out. I think that might be part of it.

    February 9th, 2004 at 4:11 am

  4. Magnus (OverTilt)

    Nonono, the wanger really accentuates your already very nice out-of-bed look. While really an accident, it looks like you’ve wilfully (not to say skilfully) placed the wanger on the outside of your fly to make it look like an accident. You’re a real artist. No, let me rephrase that: You’re a real artISTE.

    February 9th, 2004 at 5:08 am

  5. Louisa

    do your nipples show through? personally, i think THAT’S the secret jer’s sexiness in this photo…


    (he’s going to hate me for pointing that out, too… i love you jer!)

    February 10th, 2004 at 10:57 pm

  6. jer

    i’m proud of my nipples. disgusting hair and all.

    February 10th, 2004 at 10:58 pm

  7. brian f.

    I wish *I* had nipples…

    February 11th, 2004 at 4:24 am

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