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		<title>by: allie</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-217</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-217</guid>
					<description>i don't understand... was your boss in on the joke or something? 

i always wondered if someone i knew would get caught up in one of these ridiculous pranks....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t understand&#8230; was your boss in on the joke or something? </p>
<p>i always wondered if someone i knew would get caught up in one of these ridiculous pranks&#8230;.
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		<title>by: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-218</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-218</guid>
					<description>Lindsay was caught by the just for laughs crew. some dude pretended like she crushed his hand in the trunk of a car after he asked her to help him close it. She got so upset she cried and someone had to chase her down and calm her. It was really bad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lindsay was caught by the just for laughs crew. some dude pretended like she crushed his hand in the trunk of a car after he asked her to help him close it. She got so upset she cried and someone had to chase her down and calm her. It was really bad.
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		<title>by: MatthewC</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-219</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-219</guid>
					<description>Any suggestion on which Kurt Vonnegut book to start with?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any suggestion on which Kurt Vonnegut book to start with?
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		<title>by: -m</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-220</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>kurt vonnegut, better than sex?  hmmm i never thought about it that way, but you could be on to something.

i would start with cat's craddle, but that's just me.  it's my favourite book ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kurt vonnegut, better than sex?  hmmm i never thought about it that way, but you could be on to something.</p>
<p>i would start with cat&#8217;s craddle, but that&#8217;s just me.  it&#8217;s my favourite book ever.
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		<title>by: jane</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-221</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-221</guid>
					<description>bastard!

i'm the only one you've ever had sex with!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bastard!</p>
<p>i&#8217;m the only one you&#8217;ve ever had sex with!
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		<title>by: jer</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-222</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-222</guid>
					<description>1. the just for laughs gag was performed by pulling people off the street into a seedy empty townhouse. i was nowhere near my work.

2. that is a horrible story about lindsay.

3. I strongly recommend Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five.

4. I second the motion for instating Cat's Cradle as awesome.

5. I both meant "sex" in general, and meant no insult. My own failings contribute to my disatisfaction (at rare times, i merely said that i had NEVER been unsatisfied by big K) as much as anything else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. the just for laughs gag was performed by pulling people off the street into a seedy empty townhouse. i was nowhere near my work.</p>
<p>2. that is a horrible story about lindsay.</p>
<p>3. I strongly recommend Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five.</p>
<p>4. I second the motion for instating Cat&#8217;s Cradle as awesome.</p>
<p>5. I both meant &#8220;sex&#8221; in general, and meant no insult. My own failings contribute to my disatisfaction (at rare times, i merely said that i had NEVER been unsatisfied by big K) as much as anything else.
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		<title>by: aiden</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-223</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-223</guid>
					<description>are you saying you'd rather have read KV than have sex?...what kind of sex are you having, jer?  i love Kurt too, but if the oppertunity came up to read one of his books or have sex, i don't think i would be sitting there thinking 'well, i know i like sex, but i think i like Kurt more.'  i wonder if this thinking changes when you get steady sex.  like, the sex will be there later, i have to return this book to the library on monday...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>are you saying you&#8217;d rather have read KV than have sex?&#8230;what kind of sex are you having, jer?  i love Kurt too, but if the oppertunity came up to read one of his books or have sex, i don&#8217;t think i would be sitting there thinking &#8216;well, i know i like sex, but i think i like Kurt more.&#8217;  i wonder if this thinking changes when you get steady sex.  like, the sex will be there later, i have to return this book to the library on monday&#8230;
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		<title>by: Li</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-224</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-224</guid>
					<description>lol I dont know man Kurt Vonnegut is pretty good, I'd suggest starting with Slaughterhouse V, but then again I've only read that one book by him. Still, better than sex? hmmmmm.... I think I'll have to agree with aiden on this one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol I dont know man Kurt Vonnegut is pretty good, I&#8217;d suggest starting with Slaughterhouse V, but then again I&#8217;ve only read that one book by him. Still, better than sex? hmmmmm&#8230;. I think I&#8217;ll have to agree with aiden on this one
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		<title>by: jer</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-225</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-225</guid>
					<description>i just want to make it clear here that i meant only that i had NEVER BEEN DISSAPOINTED IN KURT, unlike sex, and that in this way alone are his books better than the copulatory arts.


:: OTHER THINGS THAT VONNEGUT NOVELS ARE BETTER THAN GIVEN THAT CRITERIA ::

- vacations
- report cards
- being drunk
- refer
- gadgets
- changing your hair
- batman films
- banking
- relationships
- kisses
- danses
- open-source
- the new album by your favorite band
- stuff you drew
- long pointless lists</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i just want to make it clear here that i meant only that i had NEVER BEEN DISSAPOINTED IN KURT, unlike sex, and that in this way alone are his books better than the copulatory arts.</p>
<p>:: OTHER THINGS THAT VONNEGUT NOVELS ARE BETTER THAN GIVEN THAT CRITERIA ::</p>
<p>- vacations<br />
- report cards<br />
- being drunk<br />
- refer<br />
- gadgets<br />
- changing your hair<br />
- batman films<br />
- banking<br />
- relationships<br />
- kisses<br />
- danses<br />
- open-source<br />
- the new album by your favorite band<br />
- stuff you drew<br />
- long pointless lists
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		<title>by: jer</title>
		<link>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-226</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://simianuprising.com/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/#comment-226</guid>
					<description>corr. REEFER
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>corr. REEFER
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