Finally breaking down - or - germans are crazy.
Seeing as I had some dollars that weren’t allocated for something else and hadn’t bought anything cool in at least six months I bought my first cellphone a few days ago (Siemens m55). Already I am a far more popular guy.
Best Part: Ridiculous flashing lights on the side of the phone that strobe with a total disregard for logic or usefullness.
Other best part: the German engrish (ünglish?) on the manufacturer’s web page…
“With its extraordinary design and convincing functionality, the M55 is the perfect all-round talent for individualists”
(if you think you should have the number and don’t email me.)
p.s. mine is not orange. it’s black instead. crazy germans…
Hey, now you’re officially invited to the annual cell phone dispatch party.
This is when we take all cell phones, put them in a huge pile and light them on fire with kerosene. (There’s another fire for roasting marshmallows and weiners). All are welcome.