Month archive for July, 2005 10 posts

Lockpick Pornography

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 23, 2005 · General

Lockpick Pornography by Joey Comeau, not on presale for hard copies I’d like to take this moment to point out that Joey‘s new novella, Lockpick Pornography, is good in all the ways that a genderqueer activist humor novel always should and must be. It’s thoughtful, heartwarming, excessively funny and above all challenging in that special way that makes me want to wear dresses and kiss boys when I know all my friends from grade school are looking.

At the link above you can find both the full text of the novel online (Joey posted the chapters for donations a few months ago) and a link to a professionally (real) bound copy. It’s only 13$C.A.D (shipping included) for the pre-order and it looks like it’ll be a good artifact to add to your sexy collection. I’ll lend you my copy if you want, though.

Shopping For Flowers

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 22, 2005 · photos

shopping for flowers - photo by jeremy clarke

Jer and Sarah do A Softer World

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 16, 2005 · General

center panel from the new asofterworld comic that me and sarah are in. Quick note that the new A Softer World may or may not feature some very sexy people that you may or may not know.

(the photo is from about a year ago, and yes, we are both wearing different versions of the simian uprising shirt.)

Edit 2015: Later another A Softer World was posted with a photo of me from that same night of urban exploration.

For archive purposes the two comics are copied below.

Canadian Religious Right to Democracy: “Fuck You”

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 13, 2005 · General

David Mainse, religious leader in canada and totalitarian maniacIt’s great to see the Archaic Totalitarian Religious Institutions appealing to the Archaic Totalitarian Political Institutions for help when they can see that they’re losing, though it’s hard to not feel a bit insulted when they go over the heads of the voting public in lame, insulting attempts to eschew democracy in favor of stagnant social policy. Link to Canada.com story.

It appears that as zero-hour for the passing of the Same-Sex Marriage bill (bill c-38) approaches, a group of zany christians have decided to appeal directly to the source of ultimate power in Canada, the queen . David Mainse, a former christian television host, has used his traditional definition of marriage” website to start a letter writing campaign to Buckingham Palace in the hopes that Her Majesty will force Canada’s Governor General (Adrian Clarkson) to deny Royal Assent for the bill. From the letter:

Our beloved Queen Elizabeth II, I know that the refusal of the Governor General to give royal consent would precipitate a crisis. Millions have nowhere else to turn but you, …

Should you act in this, millions of us would surely become more fervent supporters of the monarchy than ever.

This course of action is not only desperate and mockingly ridiculous (I don’t see how it can even be anything but an insult to legitimate anti-fagmarriage movements) but manages to nonetheless be completely demeaning to both democracy in Canada and whatever vestigial monarchy may be present. “We’d all be your friends if you support our hate” just doesn’t ring true somehow.

Whether you agree with gay marriage or not, this is just tacky and insane. Mr. Mainse should go back on TV where that kind of bullshit belongs.

WordPress Upgraded to 1.5.1.3

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 12, 2005 · General

Wordpress Dynamic Publishing platform Just a quick note that I upgraded the WordPress installation for the Simian Uprising blog from 1.2 to 1.5.1.3.

That is probably very unimportant to you, but give me a shout if you notice any weird behaviors or if anything seems to be not working like you expect it to (the comments system is a bit different, but should be easier not harder).

Also, anyone using RSS syndication (check out that link if you dont’ know what it is) to follow Simian Uprising should probably update their links. The new feed is here.

Peeing in a bucket for Bling

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 11, 2005 · General

Algorithm Pharmaceuticals ad - two people smiling. As I consider the possibility of a third encounter with the generous scientists and medical professionals at Algorithme Pharmaceutical, I can’t help putting myself in the place of Martin and Julie. Young, intelligent and adventurous, I feel like I could use the extra dollars for something, even though I’m obviously too cool to actually need them.

There’s just something so tempting about the few studies that involve waste collection rather than constant blood sampling (they advertise these specifically, i.e. now). The needles are liquid hate, but I have no problems drinking a lot of extra water and using the bucket, and 900$ is 90,000¢, whether I need that many pennies or not.

Will I be a tool for eating the mandatory non-vegetarian meals? What if I enjoy them?

[[EDIT: Does anyone want to join me on this adventure? The worst part is the waiting and sitting around all weekend (it’s two weekends in a row of sitting around in a closed room with a bunch of other guys). You’d probably have to not smoke or have too much detectable drugs in your system. Email me if you’re planning on applying (there’s tests and stuff) jer [at] simianuprising [dot] com ]]

Words that Don’t Exist

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 10, 2005 · photos

words that don't exist - photo by jeremy clarke

Alternative Freedom

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 7, 2005 · General

alternative freedom featuring lawrence lessig - a film about cultural freedoms

Twila Raftu and Shaun Cronin began Project Free Zarathustra in May of 2004 with the goal of teaching others about digital rights. “Alternative Freedom” is their feature-length documentary about the invisible war on culture.

It can only be good news that these guys found the dollars to put together this film that so dearly needs to be made. Featuring speakers like Lawrence Lessig, Richard Stallman and DJ Danger Mouse, it seems to cover the myriad freedoms that are at risk of being destroyed by the consolidation of law and technology (overbearing copyright law mixed with overarching DRM = ultimate control by media owners and disempowerment of citizen).

If the trailer is any indication, the movie will also be really fun and compellingly assembled. YES!
Link to Alternative Freedom page on OurMedia.org.
Link directely to .mov trailer file.

(thanks to Copyfight for the link.)

Also, while we’re at it, Dinosaur Comics recently posted a great comic about copyright law, even if the use of (cc) on the comic itself was a bit fatuous (and vague).
(p.s. Anne of Green Gables is a loser.)

as in button

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 3, 2005 · photos

as in button - photo by jeremy clarke

Getting Lost in You

Posted by jeremyclarke on July 1, 2005 · photos

getting lost in you - photo by jeremy clarke