Hate to make a big deal about it, but I’ve been getting some pretty amazing comments on random posts lately, thought I’d share.
fuck english canada canada doesnt like quÃ©bec ,well guess what i hate your fucking guts too we will win the next rÃ©fÃ©rendum please believe dat fucking pussys
i want canada to hate quÃ©bec ,to hate me so i can get my country as quick as possible hate us please hate me hate le FIER QUÃ‰BÃ‰COIS QUI VEUT SA NATION , LE CANADA NE SE DÃ‰FERRAS JAMAIS DES PATRIOTES COMME NOUS
After which he just gets belligerent:
jeremy clarke is a pussy
It may be interesting to note that the conversation later continued in email where he unambiguously judged me for being an “anglo-saxon”, quite literally taking a sensitive socio-political issue and putting some serious and strained effort into making it a racist endeavor as well (I mean really, anglo-saxon? As if there’s any real genetic difference between UKers and The French). Thanks for making my opinions look clean and respectful Jean-Francois, you racist prick.
On the “Can’t take a joke” front we have “joey”, who was upset that some people said nice things about this picture:
this website is fucking stupid.
Since when is a picture of a fucking stop light â€œbeautiful.â€ What a bunch of fuck sticks. And did you guys see this guys zombie-sex porn site? Yes, I am serious.
Fucking douchebag. Fuck you.
Again, thanks for the input Joey, you might want to check out this post though, as I take credit in it for the joke site I built and licenced Creative Commons. If you were joking you need to work on your jokes. If you were serious you need to relax, man, or the internet is gonna make you pretty angry a lot of the time.
Finally, the craziest of all, from Jess, a girl I had the most intensely romantic night of my life with at grad 8 graduation prom (I went to a “middle school”) and who moved away the next day (can you spell “trauma”?), on this post:
Wow, what a thing to find while stumbling through Googleâ€¦
My picture on your websiteâ€¦
It’s weird to think that my Google Pagerank means that mentioning someone by name in the blog means that vanity searches lead back to me (that post was on the first page of a google for her name). I may have to stop saying horrible things about people from my past after all…