Simian Uprising: officially just cute animal porn

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And to anyone arriving here after searching for Animal Porn..

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What!?
It seems my use of the words ‘animal porn’ in the title of this post has placed me on the third page of google results for that search term. In terms of search it’s the biggest reason people come to my site. They arrive at this page and see the baby monkey sticking out his tongue at the scientist.

Here are some search engine keyword stats from Google Analytics for the curious:
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5 Replies to “Simian Uprising: officially just cute animal porn”

  1. Dear Internet,

    I noticed you always get this post when you are looking for sex-animal-porn. I assure you, all we have here is cute-animal-porn.

    Sorry to dissapoint, you zany freaks.

    ~ The Management

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