Comments on: People who steal bikes should be forced to inhale car exhaust through special gas masks that also have ‘asshole’ written in big block letters across the forehead http://simianuprising.com/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:25:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.9 by: Jeremy Clarke http://simianuprising.com/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/#comment-6230 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:35:00 +0000 http://simianuprising.com/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/#comment-6230 First thing that ran through my head as well, though that's just the paranoia talking. The hummer guys would have destroyed my bike and left a big mess rather than sneakily removing all evidence that there ever was a bike. For anyone curious about why Hummerheads would want to steal my bike: me (as I pass a hummer idling on st-laurent street): What assholes! asshole: Hey! what did you say? come here and say that! me: why? so you can beat me up? Why don't you just run me over? asshole: Come here and say that! First thing that ran through my head as well, though that’s just the paranoia talking. The hummer guys would have destroyed my bike and left a big mess rather than sneakily removing all evidence that there ever was a bike.

For anyone curious about why Hummerheads would want to steal my bike:

me (as I pass a hummer idling on st-laurent street): What assholes!

asshole: Hey! what did you say? come here and say that!

me: why? so you can beat me up? Why don’t you just run me over?

asshole: Come here and say that!

]]> by: mira http://simianuprising.com/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/#comment-6137 Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:19:00 +0000 http://simianuprising.com/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/#comment-6137 when did this happen? when i left yesterday, i noticed it was gone, but i figured you had taken it to work... i bet it was those jackass hummer creeps. when did this happen? when i left yesterday, i noticed it was gone, but i figured you had taken it to work…

i bet it was those jackass hummer creeps.

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