Inventory Checklist Small rubber snakes for throwing into crowd and at screen. Paper airplanes. ----------------------- JOKES THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE when: Whenever there is a product placement what: shout "BUY [PRODUCTNAME]!!!" When Sam Kills a Snake When: Any time the great Sam Jackson kills a snake What: cheer uncontrollably / yell "yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell" "Take that you MFing snake on this MFing plane!" "Flight 121" When: Whenever "Flight 121" is mentioned. What: SCREAM, "SNAAAAKES!" Line ends in "SNAKE: When: Anyone’s line ends with “snakes.” What: Call out: “Motherfucking snakes!” Yeah, BITCH! When: After Sam Jackson yells at anyone on the plane. What: Shout: “Bitch!” for added emphasis. Snake Bite When: Whenever a snake bites someone. What: COUNT out loud, increasing the number with every snake bite. Every time this occurs, throw one of your small rubber snakes toward the screen. Storm/Paper Airplanes When: Whenever you see a shot of the plane flying through the storm. What: LAUNCH paper airplanes Snake-o-Vision! When: Whenever a scene is shot from the snakes point of view. What: Yell, "SNAKE-o-VISION!" in your best 50's movie trailer voice. when: guy gets heel in his head (or other insane death porn/insane things) what: cheer --------------------------------- JOKES FOR SPECIFIC SCENES Opening Credits When: When title first appears What: When the word "SNAKES" appears, say, "But...where?" And when the title "On A Plane" appears--Scream at the top of your lungs! Hilarious Samuel L. interrogation/product placement When: Samuel L. finally runs out of steam during the pressure tactics after tossing Red Bull can in evidence(?) bag. What: Continue the rant: "And you didn't recycle either!" Hilarious Samuel L. interrogation/product placement 2 When: Sean begins to ask a question about what he should do by saying "What-" What: In a Samuel L Jackson voice, cut him off and dare him to "Say 'What' Again!" (reference to the Pulp Fiction scene where Samuel L Jackson performs a different type of interrogation) You Don't Look Like a Surfer When: When the witness tells SLJ "You don't look like a surfer". What: Shout, "Then why are you trying to fuck me like a one?" SLT When: The snake is under the foot of flight attendant, before microwave What: Shout, "STEP ON IT!!!" after he throws it in microwave "HE MUST BE GAY!" when: gay guy wants to suck poison out of guy's ass what: wow, he really must be gay! Is it safe? When: The rich blonde girl with the dog asks, "Is it..SAFE in coach?" What: Shout, "HELL NO, BITCH, THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!!" Guess who else is on the plane? When: The stewardess asks the little boy upon boarding "Guess who else is on the plane?" What: Shout, "Motherfucking Snakes!!" Snakes in their Cages When: When the snakes are still in their cages. What: Demand their release by calling out: “Free the Snakes!” "I'm calling PETA!” “Cages are for Criminals. They’ve done nothing wrong!” While doing this, take the rubber snakes you have with you and shake them at the screen. Snake Clock Countdown When: As the clock counts down to zero What: Count down with it: "Three... two... one... SNAKES!!!!" Snake Cam When: We see snake vision What: Shout "Snake cam!" when: down faster than a thai whore what: shout "I want your meat rick!" Captain Goes Down When: The Captain goes into the hold What: Shout: “I have a bad feeling about this!” Captain Goes Down part.2 When: The Captain sticks hand in for breakers” What: Shout: “I have a REALLY bad feeling about this!” Pre Mile High Club When: Snake Comes and peaks down into the bathroon in night vision. What: Say "PARIS HILTON?" Mile High Club When: Sex Couple gets really steamy, softcore porn What: Shout: “WHAT IS THIS, A DAVID DUCHOVNY MOVIE?" When: As soon as you start to see her breasts. What: Shout in the voice of a small child, "I'm too young for this movie!" Mile High Club when: snake is in room with them what: shout "CHRISTIAN METAPHOR!" Mile High Club 4 When: Woman joining the “mile high club” is bit by the snake. What: Shout: “Got Milk!” Mile High Club 5 When: The Stewardess says, "Wow, he's good" What: Shout, "I'm better" Guy Taking a Leak When: The snake bites the guy's crotch What: Shout, "Snake on a snake!" Sam's Security Line When: During Sam Jackson's lines, “You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.” What: After “... we ran?” shout: “Yeah?” After “... didn't think of.” scream. Don't Snake a Baby When: When the baby is in danger of a snake attack. What: Shout, "VEAL!" Fucked Up When: When They Find the two boys hinding in the flight attendents area and the older brother says, "I was supposed to take care of him." What: Shout, "Yeah, Well you Fucked Up!" Oxygen Masks Drop from Ceiling When: Pilot tries to kill snakes and hits release button. What: Throw Rubber Snakes and/or Release Snake Balloons Can anybody... When: Woman says into microphone, “Can anybody hear me?” What: Shout: “No!” Rick's Not Dead When: When Rick come out of the breaker room after being bitten by a snake. What: Since everyone thought Rick was dead say "THATS CONVENIENT!" anaconda when: boa constrictor shows up what: shout "SNAKES TELEPORTING ONA MOTHERFUCKING PLANE?" when: guy eaten by anaconda what: shout "FINALLY!" Save your feet! When: Snake barely misses biting woman in pink on the foot. What: SCREAM, lean back and lift both feet above your head. Life and Death Situations When: During Sam Jackson's lines, “It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the paniced, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this, but if you want to survive tonight, you need to save your energy and start working together.” What: At the beginning of these lines, stand up in the theater. After “... a daily basis.” shout: “Good!” After the line, “It's what I do, and I'm very good at it.” shout: “You are!” During the line, “Now you can stand there and be the paniced, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this,” shout “No!” after the words him, me and the government. After, “but if you want to survive tonight,” shout “We do!” After, “you need to save your energy and start working together.” start shouting encouragement to each other such as “let's do it!” and “Here we go!” while vigorously shaking other people's hands around you. ALT: shout "THANKS GEORGE BUSH!" That Stupid Dog When: Mary Kate is thrown at the snake and eaten What: Say,"PETAS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE!" when: FBI agent mocks tortured guy saying "what are ya gonna call the ACLU?" what: shout "AMERICA IS A TORUTURE STATE!" What a man can do with one hand When: Rick says, "you'd be surprised what a man can do with one hand" What: Men say the line along with him, then when finished, women say, "you'd be surprised what a woman can do with one finger" The lights go out When: The lights go out after they've all gone into the 1st class cabin What: Yell "Snakes!" along with our favorite extra. Grace kicks the bucket 2 When: Claire is turned away from the screen, sobbing, and Samuel L Jackson approaches What: Yell "Tell that bitch to be cool! Say, bitch be cool!" in your best Samuel L Jackson voice. (Reference to Pulp Fiction's closing scene) Sam with the Harpoon When: Sam kills the snake with the harpoon and the snake curls around it What: Shout, "CALL ME ISHMAEL!" [IN NEED OF EDITING] Snakes Flying the PLane! When: Right After Rick Falls Out into the Cabin and Everyone sees the cockpit is full of snakes. What: Shout: "Who is flying? Oh my god Snake is flying. How can this be?" (Line from Clerks cartoon series, ep 4) THE Line When: Sam Jackson says the famous line, “I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!” What: Shout THE Line along with SLJ. Before Sam shoots out the window When: Just after Sam tells everyone he’s going to shoot out the window to get rid of the snakes. What: Shout: “I’ve had it with these motherfucking laws of physics on this motherfucking plane!” Just after THE Line When: Sam Jackson does the 3-2-1 countdown and shoots out the plane window. What: Shout out the 3-2-1 with SLJ, then pull the cord on your champagne poppers. Playstation or XBOX When: Sam asks Keenan if he played Playstation or XBOX What: Yell out "BUY PLAYSTATION!" Reveal of Bisexuality When: "Gay" flight attendant actually has girlfriend What: Shout "MY MIND IS BLOWN, HE IS NOT GAY!" THROUGHOUT THE FILM When Sam Kills a Snake When: Any time the great Sam Jackson kills a snake What: cheer uncontrollably / yell "yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell" "Take that you MFing snake on this MFing plane!" "Flight 121" When: Whenever "Flight 121" is mentioned. What: SCREAM, "SNAAAAKES!" SoaP Singalong! When: When you hear the song “Snakes on a Plane (bring it)” What: Sing a-long with these SoaP Lyrics. Also: While you’re singing along: during lyrics “kiss me goodbye,” wave goodbye. Also: During lyric “come on, bring it” do the sign language sign for “snake”. Here are Instructions. Line ends in "SNAKE: When: Anyone’s line ends with “snakes.” What: Call out: “Motherfucking snakes!” Is he going to say IT??? When: Sam looks like he's about to say the line What: Murmur: "say it.... say it...." Yeah, BITCH! When: After Sam Jackson yells at anyone on the plane. What: Shout: “Bitch!” for added emphasis. Snake Bite When: Whenever a snake bites someone. What: COUNT out loud, increasing the number with every snake bite. Every time this occurs, throw one of your small rubber snakes toward the screen. Storm/Paper Airplanes When: Whenever you see a shot of the plane flying through the storm. What: LAUNCH paper airplanes Blam! When: Whenever a gun is fired, especially when fired by SLJ. What: Pull the cord on one of your champagne poppers. Snake-o-Vision! When: Whenever a scene is shot from the snakes point of view. What: Yell, "SNAKE-o-VISION!" in your best 50's movie trailer voice. SoaP Singalong! When: When you hear the song “Snakes on a Plane (bring it)” What: Sing a-long with these SoaP Lyrics. Also: While you’re singing along: during lyrics “kiss me goodbye,” wave goodbye. Also: During lyric “come on, bring it” do the sign language sign for “snake”. Here are Instructions. Parting Words When: Just before you walk out. What: Look ruefully at the screen, and say "You've won this round, internet..."