Merry Season, The Internet.

Posted by Jeremy Clarke on December 26, 2004 · General

remember the simulation. shopping is not real, christmas is shopping

I hope you are warm with someone you like, comfortably solitudinous or being crushed by a horde of stampeding boxing-day shoppers. Whatever hits your fancy.

As a favor to me though, I’d appreciate if everyone could take a moment to ponder the simulation. Consider this biggest of birthdays and consumption periods and try to find its true meaning. (Hint: There is none, the meaning has been crushed by everyone who ever took part. Have some eggnog.)

I hope you got good presents, something fun and something useful. I got an amazing graphic novel (worth far more than its 40$ price tag) and a light bulb for my lava lamp. I am enthralled and funky both.

If you’re free give me a call, I’d love to hang out.

Posted by Jeremy Clarke on December 26, 2004 · General


  1. Angus

    That is seriosly one of the best books i’ve read all year. I got that one for mien freund V.Sparxxx. Mary Holidaze sends you butterfly kises.LOCKANDLORR! ACE! DO IT!

    December 26th, 2004 at 11:12 pm

  2. j. woo

    blankets is quite possibly my favorite possession. i’m glad you dug it. in other news, i JUST got your message regarding shisha. sorry i couldn’t make it this evening. there will be other times. happy boxing day, jer.

    December 27th, 2004 at 12:11 am

  3. Ednerd

    I assume that’s why you called me last night as well, I too am sorry.
    It was a crazy, family filled night, your call got lost in the shuffle.

    December 27th, 2004 at 2:28 pm

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