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zombierotica

Filed under: — Jeremy Clarke @ 2:01 am - May 15, 2004

zombierotica

It’s really amazing how high some people’s opinions of the money making power of the internet are. I mean, who would actually pay for ZOMBIE PORN?

Of course, the idea is a good one, but is there really a market for such niche fare? How many people are really siting around in their basements all bandwidthed up and nowhere to go, just wishing for some decaying zombiess to fill their lives with undeath, and, in the process, show them what it means to really live?

There couldn’t be more than a few. Max five.

(props to nikkie on this one for being such an amazing sport, and to angus for being such an amazing artist. both come highly recommended as donut peddler/undead whore and makeup artist respectively.)

5 Comments RSS (this post)
  1. Tim | May 16th, 2004 at 1:26 am

    Pure genious Jer, I must of got my nut off 3-8 times.
    I’m always happy to see someone supporting Tokelau. They rock.

  2. Nikkie | May 16th, 2004 at 4:38 pm

    super amazing!!!!
    I totally heart it:D

    and thnx as much as a was a good zombie whore, ur were a great photograph! :D

  3. michael | May 17th, 2004 at 5:10 pm

    you might think that maybe five people are down with this this sort of thing, but Im guesing that in a week or so you’ll have over a thousand subscribers.

    Jer, you have discovered the future of porn.

  4. Angus | May 18th, 2004 at 11:50 am

    Sweet Geezie Creezie, Jer. I think you may be on to something here. The site looks fantastic. We have to do another photo shoot SOON. Drop me a line and we’ll discuss.

  5. Nikkie | May 19th, 2004 at 9:58 am

    Can i be in another photoshoot?? I have some more zombie whore poses..and perhaps a zombie in a bikini?? How does that sound???? email me ;)

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