Engrish Ukulele lessons: “Sing Loudly”

Posted by Jer Clarke on March 19, 2005 · General

the ukulele
Seeking internet help with my new instrument I found this friendly and adorably Japanese online lesson. It’s loaded with both usefull tips and eastern-style positive thinking.

If your family and friends’ faces turn bitter, you don’t have to worry. If you are a poor player, just back up slowly and fade away…
When you begin, nobody will come to hear you play, unless you are Eric Clapton, which would be an exception…
Ukulele is the miracle music instrument.The ukulele sound won’t interrupt the talking of business or the whisper of lovers.


  • Difficult chords can be changed to easy chords.
  • If you can’t play a part, you can skip it. (see Chapter 6)
  • Sing loudly

I am so ready.

Posted by Jer Clarke on March 19, 2005 · General


  1. -m

    I’ll be waiting for my free box ticket to your show at carnegie hall.

    March 19th, 2005 at 9:57 pm

  2. Katie

    Watch out for you kneck.

    March 21st, 2005 at 8:15 am

  3. jer

    It was either buy an instrument or get a pet, and I hate poop.

    March 22nd, 2005 at 9:08 am

  4. tom


    …i really didnt think ukulele tabs would be so readily available. awesome.

    March 22nd, 2005 at 1:29 pm

  5. jer

    awesome! thanks man, that’s exactly what i was looking for but couldn’t find!

    March 22nd, 2005 at 11:00 pm

  6. tom warland

    hey man, i’m a mate of tom davis, thought u might lke to know bout http://www.ukulele.com, its the ite i found when i 1st bought my uke, dont really play it nymore though, bass, guitar n mandolin for me, nyway cu around dude, nice site btw

    March 23rd, 2005 at 6:31 am

  7. ghost

    so i finally cave and read your site, and now you punish me by not updating?

    March 27th, 2005 at 7:19 pm

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