Simian Uprising by Jer Clarke

It’s really amazing how high some people’s opinions of the money making power of the internet are. I mean, who would actually pay for ZOMBIE PORN?

Of course, the idea is a good one, but is there really a market for such niche fare? How many people are really siting around in their basements all bandwidthed up and nowhere to go, just wishing for some decaying zombiess to fill their lives with undeath, and, in the process, show them what it means to really live?

There couldn’t be more than a few. Max five.

(props to nikkie on this one for being such an amazing sport, and to angus for being such an amazing artist. both come highly recommended as donut peddler/undead whore and makeup artist respectively.)

Remember the fifties? When the homosexuals were out to steal all of our bright young lads? Archive.org does, and you can watch the video. This is an amazing little thing worth watching if only to see this guy say “Sadism, Masochism and HOMOSEXUALITY!” Rarely is porno argued against so elequently as in this case.

In other news, the tradition lives on with modern day christians showing a bit more initiative by converting a seemingly disturbing piece of scripture (“if your eye (hand) causes you to SIN, cut it off and cast it away, for it is better to lose a part of your body than to be cast into Hell” -Matthew 5:29-30) into a clever little joke about modern day netporn. This one is actually pretty funny until you realize that they are actually recommending that we smash our computers rather than risk the temptation of the pr0n.

(both of these were ferociously lifted from BoingBoing.net)

that i have been mistreating this space. Amazingly, this is due not to an exccess of business but rather to a lack of homeness, or at-homeness.

To get the ball rolling again I will share some of the wisdom I have gained in my brief time off:

1. Despite the rumors circulating on the internet, LINUX is not yet “easy to install and run” nor is it “user-friendly”. It is at best “geek polite” and more likely “noobie scornful”.
(of course, it remains nonetheless the most ethical choice, as it is free both as in “beer” and as in “speech”, unlike certain other operating systems)

2. If you do decide to install linux (kudos to you) do not be picky about which distribution you take. Just buck up and get the easy one.

3. It seems to me that political correctness has robbed our culture of the wonderful spice that is the differences between us. Therefore, I hereby declare that we should, as much as possible, refer to those around us according to their geographic ancestry. Ex. “Hey look, it’s Punjabi-Bill!” or “How ya’ doin’, The Englishman?”

4. What ever happened to The Information Superhighway? I remember in grade 7 it was going to be the biggest thing around and then it totally dissapeared.
(“hey, did you see that flash game where you get to play as George W. Bush killing people on The Information Superhighway?”
“The Information Superhighway, next exit: porn!”)